not hardly alice

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice

Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

Alice In Chains

Fuck Nirvana. That's right, fuck Kurt Cobain. Fuck "Nevermind", fuck the baby, fuck Teen Spirit. AIC kicks Nirvana's ass. Let's see you compare, let's say, Polly to Rooster. Let's see you compare Lithium to Man In The Box. Talk to me about music after you've made those comparisons. I guess, theoretically, you could compare Facelift to Bleach, but there is no comparison in my eyes. Dirt to Nevermind... fuckin' kiddin' me?

Idiot - KRUT CBOAIN iS tHe VoIcE oF oUr GeNeRaTiOn! PlUs hE's HaWt!@

by anonymous February 22, 2005

alice in chains

Better then the Beatles!

Alice In Chains kick the Beatles in the face!

by TheZombie1369 October 22, 2003

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009

alice in wonderland

A book by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, (under the name Lewis Carroll) that has absolutely nothing to do with drugs, despite the popular urban legend.

Alice in Wonderland: NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS!!!!!!

by Jingalls June 24, 2006

alice in chains

emotion at its finest

by jay September 30, 2003

Slack Alice

A derogatary term for a female. It means the female is a slut and her vagina is rather slack because of all the cock she's had.

''many pumpings did you get last night Slack Alice? Dirty slag.''

''aye see that burd over there? Shes a Slack Alice.''

by JuanRodriguez67 May 11, 2012