Functioning alcoholic 

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

alcoholic 

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

alcoholic by Motherfucker Dick October 19, 2008

Alcohollanders 

People from Holland which consume a lot of alcohol. A group of people who are in the center of attention at parties and other gatherings.

-Hey, who are those guys? There making a lot of noise, playing their music loud and making a party of everything.
--They are Alcohollanders!
-I want to be like that..

Alcohollanders by Alcohollander October 27, 2008

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcahole

Holy Alcohol

Check out that alcahole

alcahole by Poo bum dee dum May 15, 2016

Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

Alcohobbit 

A short/smaller person that tends to drink a lot, and in great amounts.

Bryon White is an Alcohobbit.

Alcohobbit by mystery guy sea March 10, 2011