Alberta

It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.

Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!

by Pelly January 27, 2015

St. Albert

The Town Of Bwian

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"

by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011

albertoscorfano outsold

Albertoscorfano outsold is a pretty exotic tiktoker who has gained over 1.5k followers over the past 3 months. She would simp for anything including a car. She is currently head over heels for the fictional character named Alberto Scorfano as she once was for Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir and Quackity.

“Albertoscorfano outsold’s face reveal made me scream without an s.”

by thatonefruitydude August 11, 2021

Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Albertine

The sexiest and hottest girlfriend anyone can imagine. Ofcourse, she's only available to Erwin.

You see Albertine right there? Don't try anything on her, she's property of Erwin.

by Erwinenalbertine August 23, 2011

Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.

Albertans cannot drive

by -Katie July 20, 2008

albert

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;

by KWINHnotKWIN October 18, 2008