Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018

Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)

Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.

by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017

Albert

Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay

Someone who gets female attention without even trying

Johnny sins is an ALBERT

Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT

by Smsislwm sms March 28, 2021

Colin Albert

Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.

Colin Albert just impregnated me

by Bbc man69 January 21, 2022

Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok

Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out

by anonymous March 15, 2022