Al Bundy

When you take a dump so big that the toilet won't flush

Honey, grab the plunger, I just dropped an Al Bundy!

by Axel Matthews March 19, 2007

Al-Jabeeba

Term used by a number of conservative bloggers in the UK to refer to the BBC during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict of 2008. Combines "the beeb", the traditional slang term for the BBC, with Al-Jazeera, the Arabic news network. The implication is that the BBC (which is required to be strictly independent) is in fact biased in its coverage in favour of the Palestinian cause.

"Al-Jabeeba showed five whole minutes of footage of Palestinian victims and failed to mention the Hamas rocket attacks on Sderodt today."

by Cobb-Douglas February 21, 2009

AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.

AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008

Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp September 25, 2011

Al-Caponed

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.

"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."

by Jay-FO April 11, 2014

al aali

Roots in Arabic meaning "The most upscale, elegant, and highly rated principle family"

OMG! I can't resist an al aali, they are sexy, wild, and elegant.

by arabic rooted May 27, 2014