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Get the AbsoluteChad mug.Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
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Get the Absolute mug.100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.
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Get the absolute mug.A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
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Get the Absolute Madman mug.When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
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