I ate my grandma

why are you here

i ate my grandma, what to do next

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023

Come with your pussy ate already

When a female think you gone eat her pussy but you not that other nigga so you tell her to have her bf or husband do it before she come see you

Her: I’m on my way to come see you.

Him: Make sure you come with your pussy ate already

by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019

wtf dude u ate my pizza

typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza

you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*

by hi my name is joe mama November 19, 2020

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

the dog ate it

What happened to my cookies the other day.

Damn you Fido, you ate my cookies... someone grab the gun.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

the dog ate it

Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.

No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

A dingo ate my baby.

A euphemistic expression for abortion in Australia.

Tempest: A dingo ate my baby.
Cher: Again?

by Tempest Lefavre January 10, 2011