1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'
~ We're All Assholes ~
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'
~ We're All Assholes ~
by MissCheif August 13, 2016
Get the Assholemug. someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema
by rodeobaby! January 15, 2011
Get the assholemug. Slang: An empty paper towel roll that has been stuffed with dryer sheets and blown into. Commonly used by weedamoholics to cover up obnoxious odors.
by chiefton October 22, 2002
Get the assholemug. someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views
by ihatelibs April 17, 2009
Get the assholemug. by Hole in the ass August 23, 2007
Get the assholemug. Asshole: The OTHER Vagina!
by S-O-L February 24, 2009
Get the Assholemug. by bryan 454642156478 December 9, 2007
Get the assholemug.