Ashing

Act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. She will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.

"Will you be cremated or burruied?"
"Well hopefully, if the wifes game I'll be ashed..."
"I've never heard of ashing before"
"Look it up on ubandictionay.com"

by uprightuk October 8, 2008

ainge

a fat boy who wanks over football and robs his moms credit card to buy V bucks

bozz: that kids looks like an ainge
matt: might aswell kill himself
ainge: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD GAYLE!!!!!!!

by noodleburg April 29, 2019

asiago

It's pronounced a-sway-go.

Gimme dat asiago.

by MrStealYoGrl November 2, 2017

Aging

When you get to head home and go to bed early if you want to without feeling like you're missing out on something, or feeling like a loser, ashamed of not being out doing something.

Aging is part of life, there's no sense in trying to stay stuck in your early 20's forever mentally.

by Solid Mantis February 17, 2021

Ice Aging

When douchebags from Florida steal and dismantle air conditioners for the box of Freon inside and suck the shit out of it until they pass out and usually die.

*douchebag 1* wanna go Ige Age at my house?

*douchebag 2* you know it, my mom just bought a new air conditioner we can pry open!

*douchebag 3* or we can rent a few from Rent-A-Center and never pay it off!

Ice Aging!

*douchebag 1* we're tool's.

by LeakMastah413 September 21, 2009

Pick Axing

Pick axing is a sex stunt in which a man straps a strap on dildo to the side of his body opposite his penis. (I woman would need two strap ons to perform the pick ax) Then, two other people position their sex holes (Ass hole, vagina, or mouth) on opposite sides of the 'Miner,' as he or she rocks back and forth, pushing the strap on and penis (or, in a woman's case, the other strap on) in and out of the sex holes, like a swinging pick ax.

“So what did you do last night after the party?
Oh, I meet these two hot sisters, and we went Pick Axing back at my apartment.”

by Period_five_lunch_FTW November 18, 2010

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017