Ape Factor

The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.

Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...

by DrizzleDogg September 10, 2010

sand ape

A slightly less racist way of calling somebody a sand nigger

That dude is a fucking sand ape

by sandape November 30, 2016

Guano Apes

Batshit insane

Guano Apes is the greatest band name ever and one of the greatest bands

by C.R.A.B.E. June 21, 2008

bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

shit ape

1. n; a person who scratches his or her body constantly like an ape.
2. a person who always begs for food and takes your drink without permission

1. fuck! that shit ape won't stop scratching himself!!
2. shit! Randy is such a shit ape! he took my food again!!!

by Alex,Sam,David,Ernest March 16, 2009

ape tit

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Ape Drape

mullet

"it's short in front and long in back!" ~Vandals

by m0sher September 26, 2003