Andre is a cute boy,that doesn’t show emotions oftenly,it’s hard to tell if a andre likes you because he’s good at hiding it.He’s very caring(sometimes)he has straight black hair he’s short he has style,he said he would off bought me something,

Me:“Andre is so cute”
Ashton:He has a Greek nose tf you mean

Andre by Ciara is hot:) November 11, 2021

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Andre

A bum ass nigga that’s homeless . He got kids on the way but don’t got no income to support them . His dick is small asf and it stank . He thinks he’s all that but got everything he owns from his mother .

Oh I saw Andre the other day he looked mad goofy .

Andre by Mssaveabum November 21, 2021

Andre

Andre, The tall Portuguese guy. Who’s very nice sexy and Handsome that the second you see him you’ll start creaming. He’s also very good at sports and would be the best boyfriend football is his favourite sport. He has all the Pace, height, and skills but has ZERO finishing.
If you meet an Andre he’s a keeper. He’ll love you with his whole heart.

OMG LOOK ITS BIG SEXY ANDRE

Andre by Awesome Claw November 21, 2021

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Andre is an amazing person. Tends to be very liberal (especially in the economic sense) and fights for lower taxes and a free market. Very smart with a tendency to overwork. Unproblematic most of the time and is always down for a drink, a party or a gamenight. Will be the star of the night with deep talk or talking highly academic bullshit that everyone is convinced is smart. A real character that will make life better.

"why's there a shrine dedicated to christian Lindner on the wall?" "Oh, that's just Andre being himself" "ah Andre - i think I saw him yesterday listening to gdr marching music while writing a paper on the benefits of low taxes" "yup, that's him"

Andre by Schlotti November 21, 2021

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