by Taetaerea john February 15, 2017
Get the alexa stademug. Lactose Intolerant. Period. Thats it.
Funny, can sing well, looks pretty. Her gaze is like a gazelle's.
Really stupid.
Funny, can sing well, looks pretty. Her gaze is like a gazelle's.
Really stupid.
by roseey88 November 22, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Alexa is such an important person in my life, and could possibly change yours as well. She’s so beautiful and smart. She constantly makes me feel better and I’m very thankful for her, and everything she does for me. She’s saved me in ways she doesn’t even know, and has been able to help me as a person. I don’t know where I would be without her. I love Alexa
by Maze0414 November 23, 2021
Get the Alexa Taylormug. by Barstoolhuskie August 31, 2024
Get the Lana and Alexamug. Alexa is the type to only wear converse shoes with to long socks she likes mini starbursts and has a unhealthy addiction to coffee she needs therapy but that’s why she’s hot
Guy 1: did you see that total babe, we literally had one conversation and I already know she’s and Alexa
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
by Ander3 August 16, 2022
Get the Alexamug.