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Ak-47

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure; no one was lining up to buy their cars.
The Angel King, or Ak-47
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AK-47

"Today, I diddn't even havvta use my AK-47"
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AK-47

The AK-47 is an Assault Rifle made by Mikhail Kalashnikov in Russia, in 1947. It's most known appearance is in CS:GO.
Michael: Where we goin, A or B?
Angry Russian: BUY AK-47! FUCKING NOOB!
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THE AK

If your names the ak then you are sick at warzone and an absalute pussy magnet if your the ak then your cock is massive no cap
The aka
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AK

A person who’s really good at fucking bitches
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Ak

The Dutch abbreviation of ''AarderijksKunde'' (meaning = geography)
''Welk vak hebben we hierna? Ak''
translated: ''What subject do we have next? geography''
by Dahtsu June 12, 2018
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AK

Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.
"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."
by Who the hell am I? February 19, 2021
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