AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

AK

Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.

"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."

by Who the hell am I? February 19, 2021

Ak

The Dutch abbreviation of ''AarderijksKunde'' (meaning = geography)

''Welk vak hebben we hierna? Ak''
translated: ''What subject do we have next? geography''

by Dahtsu June 12, 2018

THE AK

If your names the ak then you are sick at warzone and an absalute pussy magnet if your the ak then your cock is massive no cap

The aka

by THE AKA ZEP FRY June 18, 2020

Kermit With An AK-47

Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.

So long, nerds.

-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.

by Luan0 July 12, 2022

AK-47

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

SGT. Gunny Highway: "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

by Neo-Chan January 25, 2022

Aks

Aks is a guy's name.He is a very smart person and is very responsible.He always tries doing multitasking and is generally good at it.He is tall,handsome and has a strong personality.He is never depressed.He gets ill very quickly.He might not have a lot of friends but all of them will be loyal to him.He sometimes acts autistic but is very funny.

Wassup, Aks.

by qdifnem29sns November 23, 2023