It’s Above Me

a wholesome, calm, cool, & collected way to say IDGAF to some real tomfoolery

Black man with style&grace: But you called me a ‘fuckin nigger’

Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?

Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)

by vitamindee. June 3, 2019

Abriana

A beautiful girl who loves to be loved. She is kind but she can get very mean in a matter of seconds. Abriana does not care what people say behind her back. She is the girl that everyone falls in love with when they get to know her. People who hurt an Abriana are people who are jealous of something about her. Abriana will make you smile and she will always be there for support. If you ever get yourself an Abriana you better keep her because letting her go will hurt you more then it will hurt her because she knows that there is always someone there or here.

Wow that girl over there is beautiful. I think her name is Abriana.

by DaisyBasket February 22, 2018

ablortion

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.

Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!

by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021

Seasons in the Abyss

Slayer's other best album. War Ensemble blisters; Dead
Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.

Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.

by Fatman666 February 16, 2012

michael with a b

Someone with a fear of insects

Michael- 'Hi I'm Michael with a b and I'm afraid of insects'
Teacher- 'Where's the b?'
Michael- 'ThErEs A bEeEeE?!?!1'

by dykeonabike September 30, 2019

Abandon

Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.

Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.

by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017