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Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009
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Girl In Panic

When you are so excited or overwhelmed over a new song or album. Specifically girl in red.
Person one "Have you even heard Body And Mind!?"
Person two "Yeah!! It's so relatable! I was the Girl In Panic!
by darkcatch April 30, 2021
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juul panic

The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul
Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.
by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019
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Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.
You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.
by Shmequinox February 2, 2021
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panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.
I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.
by Scoobs McGee May 8, 2018
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panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
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Panic! At The disco

Back in the 70s they used to call heroin "panic", so there was heroin at the disco
There was panic! at the disco
by Hrdcorekid87 December 17, 2017
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