A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 03, 2011
An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 16, 2011
Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 09, 2015
A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010