Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Bread Skate

A skateboard that is made out of Bread aka a Bread Skate.

Nice Bread skate.

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019

Bread Magician

A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.

Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!

by df0420 June 21, 2011

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021

Brown Bread

This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.

"Alrite pal? Fancy Coming Out on the town tonight?"
"No Thanks, I'm Brown Bread"

by Craig Lewis September 21, 2005

Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.

Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010

bread game

A fun game you play with group of friends the rule is last one to cum on a bread gets to eat it.

Man dude I was playing the bread game last night with a few of my friends and I lost! like dude!

by skinlingiking June 21, 2006