Riley is a very sexy and has a great personality usually he’s peaceful but get him mad and he’ll tear your head off Riley can be a very good listener But sometimes not Riley is very loyal to friends and don’t ever tell lies Riley is the funniest person out there and can laugh over the dumbest stuff
by Blair manning03 July 05, 2018
Riley Fenton is the biggest dickhead ever and supports the shittest team. Arsenal is better than Man U. Raman you are trash.
by Jeff1088 February 13, 2018
A very sexy guy who co-starred on the hit youtube show "Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This?" The mere mention of his name can make women want to be impregnated with his babies. Every girl and the occasional male wants to have a Riley McIlwain if not then they haven't witness his totally awesomeness.
"Hey did you watch Riley McIlwain on youtube last night?"
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."
by totallyawesomechick January 07, 2012
Someone who wears Nautica on the daily, as well as Tommy Hilfieger so he's a huge fucking eshay lad who sucks fat cock on the daily even though he has a small one and features regularly in gay porn. He's only positive is that his arms are the size of Leyton's huge ass fore-head
Riley ginger is the biggest rig out
by Braithrussell March 31, 2019
Riley Jacobs is a Hotwife and Pornstar. Voted one of the top 100 Interracial Pornstars in 2022, its no secret her preference is big and black. Off camera she is a swinger and exhibitionist. She is the only brunette member of The Hotwife Tour (A group of hotwives that travel the US having orgies, gangbangs, and promoting the swinger lifestyle) and is well known as for her wild slutty personality.
Riley Jacobs is the definitive hotwife. She is obsessed with black cock that isn’t her husband’s and she is completely uninhibited.
by SwingerLife June 10, 2023
Meaning to tell someone to “get gone”, usually used after someone tells you they have feelings for you.
by bigtiddienev May 19, 2019
The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
by Philosogamer50 December 05, 2011