Yooper Missile

the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later

Man 1; I had to sneeze so bad during sex last night
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!

by DaxxYooperxxEh February 06, 2011

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purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006

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fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 01, 2012

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