John

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.

John stared at me when his was in the trees.

by Typed May 10, 2019

John

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.

that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.

by PlatypusSquirrel November 10, 2013

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!

two lawyers = twice the shit

by Kerry and Edwards blow October 17, 2004

John

A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.

I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.

by magicflash May 28, 2016

john

a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.

I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.

by tribalgirl August 17, 2012

John

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..

Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.

by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013

John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012