He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016
Get the Johnmug. a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.
by PlatypusSquirrel November 10, 2013
Get the Johnmug. 1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
by Kerry and Edwards blow October 17, 2004
Get the johnsmug. A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.
by magicflash May 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.
by tribalgirl August 17, 2012
Get the johnmug. Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..
by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013
Get the Johnmug. John
by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012
Get the Johnmug.