A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
Get the Dry Dumpmug. An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
Get the Lumptee Dumpmug. (adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012
Get the Dump Saladmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
Get the Stump Dumpmug. An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.
My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.
by yourMa September 11, 2015
Get the Dominance dumpmug. When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015
Get the Dump and Humpmug. When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Dump Pumpmug.