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Chris

The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
'Wow that was so funny Kasper! Who told you that?'
'Oh just some funny Chris I know!'
by LethalBlackBerryLips August 24, 2019
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chris

a boy with a man vagina he wants men's cocks and also has sex with Asian girls. he like spaghetti and is really dumb.
slinky, Chris is a gay boy
by shrekisababe October 28, 2014
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Chris

Chris is a character. never knows what he wants till its to late. is not good with commitment. but is very good at sex. knows exactly what a girl wants physically but not emotionally. needs a push in the right direction most of the time. but has a good heart. tends to fall for the hard headed bitches.
Chris
by littlemermaid13 September 8, 2011
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Chris

Best guy ever :) So lovable and will always make you laugh and smile :) Sexy as H*LL and will kick some A$$ if he has to. My one and only :)
Me: Chris is DA BOMB
Friend: Yeah, I know right!
by LOC0730 October 12, 2011
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chris

A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.
Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"

"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""

Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013
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Chris

V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
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chris

the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
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