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chris

A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.

Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"

"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""

Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."

by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013