A guy that usually in the back ground, occasionally in the spot light. Is hard on himself and his actions, but has a kind loving heart. Can play on multiple instruments and try’s his best at each of them. When he says he cares about someone he means he’ll be there for them no matter what. Is a loyal friend, and never shares a secret unless they’re in danger. Tries his best to put others before himself. Doesn’t like talking about himself too often. Talks to girls quite easily. Girls overlook him often, but is a good friend to talk to. Is fun and not very difficult to talk to after getting to know him.
by He’s kind December 3, 2018

by Name a Christian November 5, 2017

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson September 2, 2011

by zestyzestcunts September 28, 2023

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
