1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.

Who wants to play 1 2 switch

by Gj bear March 15, 2022

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

1/2

One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.

1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)

2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)

by YoungMoody February 17, 2021

2 1/2 Strikes

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.

Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.

by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021

1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.

The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

I 1 2 6 U

I want to sex you.

Say: I 1 2 6 u . Say it fast for best result.

by T. Bar May 19, 2021

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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
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by Potatospaz September 28, 2024