a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
by XePoison February 26, 2018
Get the shitmug. by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019
Get the Shitmug. Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
Get the shitmug. 
1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
"Shit! There... there was homework?"
by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014
Get the Shitmug. by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018
Get the Shitmug. No one gives a shit about you.
by TytaAlba January 29, 2016
Get the Shitmug.