Chris Redfield

1. The boulder puncher himself.

2. A huge, muscular gay man from Resident Evil.

3. His abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor or looks. Simply put, the hottest guy you'll ever meet.

3.1. His hair will always be on point and so

will his looks and abs (dont forget about

his dick).

4. A man so sexy he's responsible for gay awakenings.

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Do you know that one

Resident Evil character who is gay?

Person 2: You mean Chris Redfield?

Person 1: Yeah.

by chrisredfieldsholster August 17, 2022

Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Post Christmas Depression

It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.

Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."

by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

my christian server

a minecraft server that is designed for christians

player: frick
admin: dont swear on my christian server

by 👨🏻‍🎓 January 28, 2018

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Christoph

Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)

You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.

by Carolinebee July 1, 2017