Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
by David Rowlands July 20, 2006
Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.
With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...
by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009
by McSpanky69 August 04, 2011
A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
by khjil April 18, 2005
by SomeGuy4293083 July 11, 2008
Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
by C4esar February 01, 2019
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by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019