soul job

Deeper and more meaningful than a hand job or a blow job.

'Laura I'm going to give you a soul job and make your soul cum!'

by Ken Legend October 14, 2017

Pseudo-Soul

A Psuedo-soul is an artificial soul that is created by necromancy. It Is placed into a recently deceased body ( wether it be human or anything else ) Once the soul is in the body, it will follow any order that the Necromancer gives. (If in a body for a long period of time, the soul will become more human and gain emotion and independent thought) (much like a homunculus)

Once the Pseudo-soul was placed into her body she requested orders from her master. The artificial soul was nothing more than a slave.

by Animeology November 15, 2019

Soul snatcher

Someone who is so great at a sexual act , that you feel like your soul is being snatched. Most of the time a redhead.

Wow! That guy is one soul snatcher.

by Savvy_elizabeth September 4, 2017

Soul Mongler

Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.

It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

Soul Punch

A punch so fearsome and devastating that it harms not just the punchee's flesh but his very soul. Usually, if not always, fatal. Often seen in bad/so-bad-they-are-good Martial Arts movies.

"WHOA! Bruce Lee just soul punched that dude."

"Hand over the lube or I will soul punch you."

by Alamarian July 8, 2009

amass these souls

Used to be an amazing local Windsor band, but fell apart after firing original bassist and guitarist. The lead singer fired them for not being christian enough...

Bob- Man did u see Amass these souls at the show last night?

Jesus- are you kidding me they're to Christian for me, if i wanted to hear that shit id go to church

Bob- yea they got pretty gay, they are nothing without Colin and Russia....last show i go to.

by Zeus-mo-fukka August 5, 2009

soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a demeaning, overwhelming, deadly boring, or otherwise psychologically damaging corporate job...

"Working for Slowcubicledeath.com was sucking my humanity out... after the latest death march I decided to ditch that soul-crushing place and get myself a nice job at Microsoft."

by Anna South May 16, 2007