Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.

Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.

jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!

by jaeroll May 24, 2008

Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious

These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers

by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014

Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.

"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."

by jommyDef November 2, 2022

Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 27, 2017

Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige

Did you eat the last Gay Goober?

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016