chode

a penis that is very short and very wide.

dude, that wanna be has a chode! oh my god.

by HL August 21, 2006

chode

The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin

by John Holmes April 23, 2003

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long by at least twice the size. Very grotesque and disgusting sight. Can be used as an insult. Not sure if a chode actually exsists. (See mighty meaty)

Holy crap Trey Whiteside has such a nasty, disgusting, dinner plate size chode.

Holy Shit!! You smell like you have chode breath!!!

Shutup you chodeface.

Have you seen Marco's disgusting chode?!!

by SSgokou9 February 15, 2004

chode

the small wrinkled piece of skin between a guys balls and his ass.

matt is a chode licker, aswell as a chode scraper.

by amywhin May 6, 2003

chode

A man lacking in manly qualities; having no sense of personal identity; absence of self-worth

That guy's never gonna get laid. What a chode.

by seenletch September 18, 2008

Chode

A shorty fatty

John McCain is a total McChode.

by Wumplewurf October 17, 2008

Chode

a short fat penis

Brittany likes to blow chode

by Anonymous February 15, 2003