Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

best friend goals

avery & hailey

avery and hailey are best friend goals.

by karen.123_ December 27, 2019

#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!

#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!

by Chogey Princess October 12, 2016

Bsf goals

Private story of your bsfs and how close y’all are post pictures/edits etc.

Bsf goalshow close y’all are and how munch you love them

by Lulbaby223 March 15, 2020

bun goal

The desire of wanting a bun like others

*looks on Google for hair buns* "WOAH Harry Styles is bun goals!"

by Shortygotclass October 22, 2015

90 minute goal

when something is achieved last minute

eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt

by Elle.L January 5, 2022

goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023