number 81

Taking a piss in a urinal with your Pants all the way down to your ankles

I walked into a public restroom in this fat ass was taking A Number 81 with his pants down to his around his ankles

by Biker44 November 24, 2017

Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

by Anonymous person..... May 10, 2018

Order By Number

For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

Select * from menu
Where item like "General Tsao%"
ORDER BY NUMBER

by Easy E March 6, 2003

Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010

Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

by Owguin March 12, 2019

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 7, 2021