Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

Zinedine Zidaned

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

by shanav May 26, 2010

zowned

getting owned 26 times since Z is the last letter of the alphabet and there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

what did travis do to chelsea?

i dunno.. chealsea must have gotten zowned.

by zaohie November 22, 2011

Bhai-zoned

The feeling when you get bro-zoned during the festival of Rakshabandhan in India. It is a festib in which sisters tie rakhis to their brothers and celebrating the bond of brother and sister, however many girls use this festival to bro-zone guys and tie them rakhis thereby giving them a signal that they consider them as brothers.

Guy 1 : I am not coming to school tomorrow.
Guy 2 : Dude why?
Guy 1 : It's Rakhshabandhan man...don't want to get bhai-zoned ...

by rishapocalypse December 20, 2014

family-zoned

when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)

Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*

by angiepants94 January 16, 2014

zoned out

1. To be day dreaming and unaware of the things around you. You usually appear to be staring at something, when in fact you are just looking in one place and you are deep in thought, or your mind is blank and you are trying to find yourself. Often people will wave their hand in front of your face and make a huge deal out of getting you to 'come back to earth'

2.A lot of times people that self-harm will "zone out" before they do it. This simply means that they seem to block out everything around them and can no longer reconize where they are, nor can they feel pain.

1. Becca was so bored in history class that she zoned out, so Tyler started to wave his hands in front of her to make her snap out of it.

2.Emily zoned out before she slit her wrists.

by Razzle be dazzled December 26, 2005

zoned in

Focused. On your game. In the "Zone".

"Everything I touch turns to gold. I am zoned in, homie."

by Greg B. December 20, 2005