Zaking

Hopping on to a fake Zoom call at work to:
1. avoid talking to certain people

2. avoid meetings
3. show how busy you are

Karen has been on a Zoom call forever, is she...she can't be...ZAKING!
Man, i don't want to attend another wELl-beINg seminar! I'm just gonna zake it.

by pro_zaker November 29, 2021

Zuming

If you ever meet a zuming, literally have sex with them!!! Why? Bc there literally so hot and have a big dick-

Girl: zuming is cute Ngl

Girl 2: IKR BUT HES TAKEN :((

by jessissogsy July 27, 2022

zukinnie

when you like the song “no wind resistance” by kinneret

john: “hey, did you hear kinneret said that if you like no wind resistance you’re a zukinnie?” jane: “guess i’m a zukinnie now!”

by fartypoopypants November 23, 2022

Zoking

A ritual performed by the Clank tribe from Niger. It involves men inserting large sticks into their anuses whilst drinking the urine of another man. This is because homosexuality is considered sacred in the Clank tribe.

Did ya see them weirdos “Zoking” in that documentary about them Clanks? Super friggin’ weird!

by RobertAlbertson September 3, 2022

Zking

Meaning to pull out a “ZK” (Zombie Knife) and kill/harm someone in the process.

“Man just starting Zking him until he was dead”

by Man like A August 3, 2023

zufing

Zufing- The act of inserting zyn pouches under ones forskin. (zyn under forskin) or (ZUF) for short.

Zuffing is one of the most pleasurable and erotic experiences known to man!

I divorced my wife after I discovered zufing. I told her that her services where no longer needed.

by Bussybuster666 July 24, 2024

Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024