legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.
childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
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"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
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