Derek Zoolander

Someone really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Debra: Oh my gosh look at that guy near the KFC! He's such a hottie! Jenny: More than a hottie. He's a total Derek Zoolander!

by Baboon110792 March 14, 2009

Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos

Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.

by Rick James IV May 1, 2015

Zootanic

A cross species pathogen, microbial viral infection, bacteria, fungus, or parasite.

The zootanic pathogen infected the birds, dogs, and humans

by SV619 March 15, 2021

ZOOTAN

Feltching an egyptian person

I Zootaned this guy from Cairo last night

by uhhhhhhhh December 6, 2007

Zooanimal

A person that can withstand days of partying (large volumes of alcohol, usually accompanied by even larger amounts of cocaine) - usually without sleep or food.

Behavior that shows not only can you excel in the real world, but you can transform into A complete reckless runaway train, heading right for a cliff, with no brakes - and you LOVE it!

One of the select mortals that can achieve perfection, then redefine perfection without trying.

Whenever Francis and Michael get together - Mother better have plenty of beer, tissues, and cocaine, because the zoo animals have got out again.

Polly just wrapped up a meeting on Friday to the board, then transformed into a zooanimal character of Thomas the train - "I think I can put my body through harder training than last time - otherwise, I don't want this body. Sam told her to pump the brakes, he replied with " What the fuck are brakes"

by Zooanimal November 22, 2011

Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".

by smart sob July 16, 2008

Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.

yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh

by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 7, 2019