zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

by rupdaddy April 21, 2008

Zoomin

To trip on speed or any other upper drug such as meth or coke.

Check it kid, I'm zoomin of the walls right now.

by P Vans May 8, 2008

Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

by Mysta D April 11, 2009

zooting

The act of getting so high all you can say is nigga im zooted.

The two boys were out back zooting and they did not come back for over an hour.

by Chimmysauce March 4, 2009

Zoobin

Masturbating on a work Zoom call, à la Jeffrey Toobin

Q: Why did Bob get fired?

A: Got caught Zoobin.

by DuhJerk October 19, 2020

zoofilia

abit like beastiality, but only in a zoo

"i performed some sick fucking zoofilia with a gorilla at the london zoo last saturday"

by Brettie December 25, 2007

Zooling

Relaxing, chilling, cooling, hanging out, zooling

"Aye bro what are you doin'?"

"Ahh man, I'm just zooling."
"You're what?"
"Oh so you ain't heard?"

by teagor October 1, 2020