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Zohan

A cross between Chuck Norris and Borat.
by youdunmess June 26, 2009
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Zomance

A friendship between two people during a zombie apocalypse. Has been known to happen between men and women or couples of the same gender. Normally an argument must happen for them to admit their true friendship or the death of one by zombie kill.
Chip and Bernie are not only awesome zombie killers but they are a true zomance that keeps them safe.

Those guys wives are jealous of their zomance, they just don't understand it.
by MelodyPepe July 1, 2012
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Zohrah

Zohrah is a girl usually of eastern ethnic heritage, a Zohrah has eyes which are highly hypnotizing. Dark long hair which smells of heaven and glistens in the light. Zohrahs do not believe in actions which go against their integrity, a Zohrah can be seen holding to their virtues however allowing themselves to follow their heart at the same time. They have an aura of contentment and satisfaction. However one mustn't confuse an outdoor Zohrah for an indoor Zohrah.
A Zohrah is a beautiful intelligent and passionate creature often found in groups of friends. Usually inhabits the second and third floor of buildings.

Also, a Zohrah will tend to exhibit amazing physical features. Their bodies exude sex appeal with an element of modesty while their eyes tell a story which would otherwise be impossible to comprehend. One must not play down the eyes of Zohrah, they are sheer brilliance and will make you believe in God.
Guy A"Did you see Zohrah the other day, i asked her for a coffee but she said no, so i asked for a tea and she said no, what gives?!"

Guy B"It's because she's with the greatest ever."

Girl A" I hate you Zohrah, you suck bla bla bla hate hate hate"

Zohrah "I hope one day you can learn to feel better about yourself."
by smaek February 12, 2010
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zoomar

Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.

Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.

It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).
-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?

-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!

-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!
by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008
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Zoha

Zoha is insanely cute, she loves her family and she loves her boyfriend. She has extremely good looks and her smile makes your heart melt. She’s is loving and she is lovable. Every man wants a girl like zoha
by Ibypoo October 26, 2020
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Zohaib

Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Zohaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with zohaib, but he’s the one and only legend
Zohaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!

My best friend is zohaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
by Bigmeypetyb November 24, 2021
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zohara

Beautiful woman who is family oriented. She cares about her family more than anything. Zoharas tend to get sick after new years and they love wearing fuzzy socks. They believe essential oils have healing powers. Keep on believing Zohara!
by Anonymousmemememe January 7, 2018
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