zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

I feel zjierb. This pickle isn’t that crispy.

by rage pony February 16, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling when you expect a certain result, but instead get a slightly different one which you are not sure on whether it is more satisfying or disappointing. The uncertainty compels one to sing and/or dance about it.

That pickle was squishier than I thought it was gonna be. I feel zjierb.

by ZTBT February 16, 2021

zjierb

The odd occurrence of a pickle being squishier then you initially expected.

Phwoah that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's not as crisp... 'cause it-the pickle is... it's a little squisky. You know that feeling? It feels zjierb...zjierbness.

by SirFunYums February 15, 2021

zjierb

When you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I feel... zjierb

by SteakFake February 16, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when a pickle is a little bit squishier than you thought it was going to be.

After biting into the squishy pickle, Brian felt "Zjierbness"

by Pepster-co February 16, 2021

zjierb

The tremendous existential dread received from biting into a slightly squishier than expected pickle.

"How was that pickle?"

"I feel... zjierb..."

by Who are we February 15, 2021

Zjierb

A shortening of the word "Zjierbose"

Definition: The feeling when something subverts your expectation, but not the extent of anger, disgust, or sadness.

I bti into a stale chip without realizing it was stale and it didn't taste bad per se, it just made me feel a bit zjierb.

by Wssel February 16, 2021