Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

zimmies

1)noun: An ambiguously good and evil force
2)noun: a combined feeling of delight and guilt

Can also refer to a mythical make of Ecstasy that is said to be cut with opium.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't; it's a real zimmies of a situation.

This zimmies is such an upper and such a downer at the same time, it's f-ing me up!

by NadiafheGreatandPowerful February 26, 2009

zimmie

Slang for Zimbabwe ,a country in southeast Africa.

"you from Zimmie bro?"

by sprate December 19, 2019

Zimming

The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.

Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.

After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.

by Baz195 September 17, 2025

Zammington

Someone who has a shark fin for a nose and has Zam in their name

Look at his nose, we should call him Zammington.

by Young Zam May 19, 2014

zimring

A guy who is most likely a teacher, bald, and plays soccer. Everyone around him most likely thinks he's a creep and gives people 0 out of 5 on their DBQ's because he is a gay.

Dont be a gay faggot, dont pull a zimring.

by Darkboi May 21, 2018

Zimmon

When you call someone high and never really hang up.

I kinda went zimmon on emilio last night, I babbled on for 6 hours!

by zealous May 31, 2018