your mom

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH

by 8-bit guy May 12, 2011

your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

by Yoor Mom May 3, 2003

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004

your mom

1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.

2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)

- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"

~OR~

- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"

(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE

- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"

by (c) RiCaRdO July 8, 2004

your mom

the best 2 words ever

kid 1: that kids fat!
kid 2: thats your mom!
everyone else: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by 69isbest January 10, 2022

your mom

a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.

your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!

by texas August 4, 2003

your mom

The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.

-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!

-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!

by ymf January 8, 2008