fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 16, 2008

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Fuck your bitch

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do

"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"

by Holdmymuffin January 4, 2015

fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

by gosu75 November 23, 2010

Fuck your Brains out

To fuck for a long period of time..... Quickly. As in thrusting fast for hours. To make both man and woman climax multiple times in an hour. To make a head imprint or dent in a headboard.

A fun weekend, to Fuck your Brains out with sarah!!

by Sarahjinkens October 22, 2010

National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

titty fuck your butt cheeks

To titty fuck butt cheeks is to take your member and take your partner and lube up the butt cheeks and squezze them together and begin to thrust your member inbetween them simulating the feeling of a pussy.

Mosley said to Mike, "If you dont knock it off im going to titty fuck your butt cheeks!!!" or "Hunny I'm on my period and you know I don't like to do it in the butt. Well can I titty fuck your butt cheeks?"

by EasyE186 March 29, 2013