Your Mother

A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

by Yeahyeahyeah OKAY July 2, 2009

your mother

a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard

your mother was amazing

by trumothafucka May 23, 2006

Your Mother

Used as a comeback to insults

Josh: So,man, what ya doing?
James: Your mother!
Josh: Wtf dude?!
James: Just messing, man! I just heard it yesterday.
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Oisin: Jesus, you're such a dick sucker!
Declan: Your mother!!!

Oisin: *silence*

by RawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrXD March 11, 2011

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

by crybaby..ashh May 22, 2021

your mother

I am doing her rn 😀

I had (devils tango) with your mother

by definitely not spierghost October 13, 2021