Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

by ...eggness August 19, 2018

your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.

As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"

by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

national prank your kid

May 11

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!

by arararyayay May 11, 2023

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.

Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025