Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack
by ...eggness August 19, 2018
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What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009
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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 07, 2025
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im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him
im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!
by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019
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For your kids

No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.
Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
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