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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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no balls you won’t

If the phrase “no balls you won’t” is said after any dare or action this means you have to do it no matter what.
rina and bella said “tell tom you like him, no balls you won’t” so not that means kei$ha has to tell tom she likes him.
by bk bishes December 4, 2018
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no rocks, you won't

a phrase to be uttered when doubt that an individual will follow through with an action is present.
1: Jump over that bridge, no rocks, you won't
2: Bet
*2 then runs toward the bridge, but chickens out*
by cinimodde October 19, 2018
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.
Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012
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You won't

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

Appropriate responses are as follows:
In agreement to do the action = "Who Won't?"
Not in agreement to do the action = "You right"
Absolutely not in agreement to do the action = "Are you dumb?"
To counter challenge = "YOU won't!"
When used in an overly serious manor "you won't" may be interchangeable with "You will not!"
Warning: Increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repetition.
Person 1: "You won't do jam and night." Person 2: "Who won't?! YOU won't!"
by R U Dumb February 4, 2010
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YOU WON'T!

The act of saying the phrase "YOU WON'T!" after someone announces they're going to do something. Generally used to be funny, and/or taunt the individual.
I'm gonna beat yo ass bro.
"YOU WON'T!"
by Nana. September 10, 2011
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Pussy you won't

The fastest way to get somebody to do something you want them to do.

Usually used by complete tools.
Guy 1: But dude... I don't wanna jump off my roof without a parachute.
Guy 2: Pussy you won't.
Guy 1: *Sigh...* Fine.
by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009
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