Kill you in the face 

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

Kill you in the face by Forever27 May 25, 2008

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

I'll Kill You Later Smile by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

You cannot kill that which has no life 

An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.

n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.

You cannot kill that which has no life by Tobascoman February 1, 2010

ill kill you 

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.

1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

ill kill you by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

kill you dead 

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

kill you dead by flacker January 19, 2006

mug or i kill you! so get the 

urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,

Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"

UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.

mug or i kill you! so get the by house lol January 27, 2021

bro you tryna kill me?

Someone scared of "hahaha"

Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?

bro you tryna kill me? by Ineednamjesus October 17, 2017