Yonk

v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.
Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!
by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 03, 2018
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Yonke

Slang in Spanish Spanglish meaning "junk"
No queremos yonke en este parque!
We don't and yonke in this park! We wanna keep our barrio clean with no yonke homie!
by CMV1997 April 27, 2006
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Yonk

A multifaceted word that can be used in nearly any circumstance to describe the current situation. (Adj./V.)
Finna go get yonked tonight bruh.
Gucci, I've already had like 4 drinks!

Bruh, I would yonk those hoes.
Chill out those are my sisters!

That dude is so yonked.

I see him at the gym every day.
by Quintonomous July 19, 2016
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Yonk

A word made by youtuber CameronF305. It's a synonym for yeet or really any onomatopoeia. He made a clothing line out of it
Get YONKed.
YONK!
Imma YONK this
by Cornelius Yinker July 26, 2019
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Yonked

Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!
by BigYonker October 01, 2015
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Yonk

A word used directly after someone says yeet, usually used as an agreement term or used in the space of okay
1) Are you going to that party tonight?
yeet
yonk
by Noushie5000 September 15, 2018
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Yonks

"i havent seen wee jimmy in yonks"
by Glitter dick hole March 05, 2021
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