egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.

"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010

yolkin'

The bay area term for gasing, breaking, dipping while drivin
in da streets of da yay.

That nigga came through da block yolkin in his scraper.

by cutthoatish January 11, 2005

Yanking It

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

yokin

Essentially an "excessive display of speed" which can consist of donuts, burnouts, or any other sideshow type of behavior.

In the lac, we're dippin' and yokin' and actin' a fool, shoutin what it do.

by aempirei December 27, 2004