Yomp

A complete idiot.

How did you not know that? You're such a yomp.

by cooliotheyomper November 24, 2017

Yomp

To get head, fellatio, dome, top, etc. Preferably in the morning, thus asserting "Morning yomp". The best kind of yomp there is.

"you get anything last night"
"nah but she gave me yomp this morning it was fire"

by Yomp101 April 06, 2020

Yomp

The act of taking a bite of something in a disgusting manor.

He took a yomp out of that raw beef at the Mays landing Walmart.

by Rpnj February 21, 2019

Yomp

Taking a large bite of something while having little to a quarter left of that food. This can be anything in particular including non-edible materials.

“ this nigga really just took a yomp of my burger and gave me back nothin”

by Strange_strudal February 24, 2019

Yomp

A not-so pleasant way to tell someone to get lost.

She wouldn't leave me alone, so I told her to yomp

by RebsOne July 11, 2010

Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

by Chewsday April 07, 2021

yomps

thick. when someone has a fat ass. fattest youve ever seen.

"Kyle holy shit look at that girl."
"Bro. Yomps!"

by Yompqueen69 January 12, 2018